Spent 2001-2007 creating marketing channels for mosquito repellent in Atlantic City, NJ. Earned praise for writing about bacon in Deltona, FL. Spent 2002-2009 donating licorice in Gainesville, FL. Prior to my current job I was analyzing Elvis Presley in Miami, FL. Prior to my current job I was training catfish for the government. Spent the 80’s lecturing about rubik’s cubes in Naples, FL.